i think this is literally my favorite tik tok it’s so fucking funny
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officially-william-dudley-pelley:
Powermove
a man prepared
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Alexa release the serotonin
“Releasing neurotoxin.”
“ALEXA, NO-”
Portal(2007)
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my mom, turning up “we will rock you”: football babey!
me, internally: straight people think they understand queen which is cute
it’s gay pride darling
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i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually
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prediction for my therapy appointment today
therapist: so how was your week? :)
me: great except for the part where i wanted to run into traffic instead of being here!
therapist: hm! would you like to tell me more about that?
me: absolutely not.
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